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«Bullshit is unavoidable whenever circumstances require someone to talk without knowing what he is talking about. Thus the production of bullshit is stimulated whenever a person’s obligations or opportunities to speak about some topic are more excessive than his knowledge of the facts that are relevant to that topic.
This discrepancy is common in public life, where people are frequently impelled— whether by their own propensities or by the demands of others—to speak extensively about matters of which they are to some degree ignorant.
Closely related instances arise from the widespread conviction that it is the responsibility of a citizen in a democracy to have opinions about everything, or at least everything that pertains to the conduct of his country’s affairs.
The lack of any significant connection between a person’s opinions and his apprehension of reality will be even more severe, needless to say, for someone who believes it his responsibility, as a conscientious moral agent, to evaluate events and conditions in all parts of the world.»
In a world where it is more important to have a quick opinion than a thorough understanding, I propose this novel sorting algoritihm.
def opinion_sort(list: List[Any], post: Callable[List]): """ list: a list of elements to sort in place post: a callable that requires a sorted list as input and does proper error checking, as they should do """ if list > list: swap(list, list) while True: try: # Assert opinion: "It is a sorted list!" post(list) except NotSortedException as e: # Someone disagrees, and they have a good point swap(list[e.unsorted_idx_1], list[e.unsorted_idx_2]) else: break # The list is now sorted, and the callable has to agree
This algorithm is the most efficient sorting algorithm, because it can sort a list by only looking at the first two elements.
Poesia: "Fiori in primavera"
Se vuoi portarmi dei fiori in primavera
Portami dei carciofi
Che ce li facciamo a fettine sottili
E con gli scarti
Facciamo il risotto
Dai, non importa che mi dai del voi
In che senso?
Eh, mi dici sempre "voi informatici", "voi tecnici", "voi..."
Lo spelling internazionale è troppo globalizzato, e volete recuperare un attimo la dimensione del posto dove siete nati e cresciuti?
Da oggi c'è questo script che fa per voi: gli dite dove abitate, e lui vi crea lo spelling a chilometri zero.
$ git clone firstname.lastname@example.org:trespolo/osmspell.git $ cd osmspell $ ./osmspell "San Giorgio di Piano" 1: San Giorgio di Piano, BO, EMR, Italia 2: San Giorgio di Piano, Via Codronchi, San Giorgio di Piano, BO, EMR, Italia 3: San Giorgio Di Piano, Via Libertà, San Giorgio di Piano, BO, EMR, Italia Choose one: 1 Center: 44.6465332, 11.3790398 A Argelato, Altedo B Bentivoglio, Bologna, Boschi C Cinquanta, Castagnolo Minore, Castel Maggiore, Cento D Dosso E Eremo di Tizzano F Funo di Argelato, Finale Emilia, Ferrara, Fiesso G Gherghenzano, Galliera, Gesso I Il Cucco, Irnerio, Idice L Località Fortuna, Lovoleto, Lippo M Malacappa, Massumatico, Minerbio, Marano N Navile O Osteriola, Ozzano dell'Emilia, Oca P Piombino, Padulle, Poggio Renatico, Piave Q Quarto Inferiore, Quattrina R Rubizzano, Renazzo, Riale S San Giorgio di Piano, Saletto T Torre Verde, Tintoria, Tombe U Uccellino V Venezzano Mascarino, Vigarano Mainarda, Veduro X XII Morelli Z Zenerigolo, Zola Predosa
Update: source code is now here.
Pensavo fosse pail,
invece ora è feltro.
Christmas songs should only ever be played on Christmas day.
Unless I happen to be there.
In the airport, we are not travellers. We are a captive audience with dwell time.
In other words, suckers stuck in a room where the only pastime provided is spending money and staring at advertisements selling advertisement space in rooms full of suckers like them.
Umarell /uma'rɛl/ (oo-mah-rell), n; pl. Umarells. People in a community who offer all sorts of comments to those who are trying to get some work done, but who are not doing any work themselves.
Etymology and further details
Umarell is a word that entered Italian slang in Bologna and is spreading to nearby towns, occasionally even across Italy. It comes from the Bolognese for "cute/odd little man".
"Umarells" are those people, usually retired men, who spend time watching construction works, often holding their hands behind their back, occasionally commenting on what is going on, sometimes trying to tell the workers what to do.
With some Italian Debian friends, we realised that umarell is the perfect word to describe those people in a community, who offer all sorts of comments to those who are trying to get some work done, but who are not doing any work themselves.
I think that it is a word that fits perfectly, and since I'm likely going to use it blissfully anywhere, here is a page that temporarily explains what it means until the Oxford English Dictionary picks it up.
Many years ago I shortly contracted for Canonical. It was interesting and fun.
At the time I didn't have any experience of being temporarily hired by a foreign company, so I rang my labour union to get an appointment, to make sure with them that everything was allright.
The phone call went more or less like this:
Hello. I have received this contract for temporary employment by a foreign company and I wondered if I could book an appointment to come show it to you to see if it's all ok.
Their answer rather cut me short:
Hi. Be careful! People get temporary employment from obscure companies with the headquarters, like, in the Isle of Man, they do the job, the company disappears and they never get paid. There's bad stuff out there!
I looked at the contract, the heading said something like "Canonical ltd, Douglas, Isle of Man".
I was certain that the union people would have never understood what was going on. I politely thanked them for their time and hung up. However, to this day I still regret that I didn't insist:
Uh, yes, the company is indeed in the Isle of Man. But what if I told you that it's owned by an astronaut?
I just signed the contract and had a good time.