A fascinating apparent paradox that kind of makes sense: Czech nudists reprimanded by police for not wearing face-masks.
Besides being careful about masks when naked at the lake, be careful about your laptop being confused for a pizza: German nudist chases wild boar that stole laptop.
Talking about pigs: Pig starts farm fire by excreting pedometer.
Meanwhile, in a time of intense biotechnological research, Scientists rename human genes to stop Microsoft Excel from misreading them as dates.
Finally, for a good, cheaper, and more readily available alternative to a trip to the pharmacy, learn about Hypoalgesic effect of swearing.