Impressive research.

I've been pointed to this article.

"Scientists" found out that sexual arousal influences decision making. Impressive.

And they even paid them? I think it's been known since before humanity invented writing.

Now, I bet some USA senator will want to push a law forbidding people to be sexually aroused because it would impair their ability to make decisions. I wouldn't be suprised if it were a Democrat senator, even.

If you're caught driving a car with an erection you go to directly to jail.

The law could have an exception for SUVs, because if you drive an SUV then your judgement is known to be permanently impaired and there's nothing to do.

Now, could they please make a study on how living in the USA impairs judgement?